stripped to sentiment

Compliment:

I love your dick. I’d forgotten what other people’s were like for a long time – Your girlfriend

Insult:

I don’t want to be anything like you – Paris Hilton

Misery:

It’s sad that it takes a funeral to remind me how much I love your family – Your cousin

Truth:

Love is a thing that can happen between two people, if they both want it enough. I want it – Your girlfriend